I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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