im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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