I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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