when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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