This is not my ceiling
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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