Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
