i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
P.S. I can't hear my feet
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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