I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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