I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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