remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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