I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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He? As in you personified your dick?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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