I'm drive I can fine osifer
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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