so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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