How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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