Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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