Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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