that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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