You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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