He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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