a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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