Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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