whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.