Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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