thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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