we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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