We should be called the Road Head Warriors
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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