Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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