i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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