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(352): View more from Florida

dude they were twins that means they were both only 17

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(813): View more from Florida

you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table

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(313): View more from Michigan

i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology

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(905): View more from Ontario

She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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(847): View more from Illinois

He tried peeing out of the sunroof.

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(631): View more from New York

these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.

(631): View more from New York

i got hit in the ear.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell

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Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those

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(906): View more from Michigan

In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker

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(317): View more from Indiana

My breath smells like gin and sadness

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