We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
