trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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