just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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