U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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