Buhtt sex?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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