I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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