I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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