Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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