Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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