Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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