his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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