it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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