Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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