ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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