"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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