TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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