If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize