I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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