I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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