Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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