why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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