I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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