We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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