Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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