So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
