My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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